‘Glee’ Top 10 Quotes from 2011 and Before

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“Glee” is a hit show on the Fox network. This show stars Dianna Agron, Matthew Morrison, Chris Colfer, Jane Lynch, and Lea Michele. This one hour comedy has become a huge hit since it started with its musical comedy and huge fan base. Here are 10 funny quotes from “Glee.”

1. “Hey William, I thought I smelled cookies wafting from the ovens of the little elves who live in your hair.” (Sue to Will)

2. “I’m very specific when I give a gift. You don’t know how many kittens I gave away because they just weren’t right.” Rachel

3. “She put being husky to good use.” Beiste “Was her name Ricki Lake?” Brittany

4. “That was the most offensive thing I’ve seen in 20 years of teaching – and that includes an elementary school production of Hair.” Sue

5. “I’m going to ask you to smell your armpits. That’s the smell of failure, and it’s stinking up my office.” Sue

6. “I can’t stand the sight of kids getting emotional, unless it’s from physical exhaustion.” Sue

7. “So you like show tunes. It doesn’t mean you’re gay. It just means you’re awful.” Sue

8. “I might buy a small diaper for your chin, because it looks like a baby’s a**.” Sue

9.”I don’t trust a man with curly hair. I can’t help picturing small birds laying sulfurous eggs in there, and I find it disgusting.” Sue

10. “I told my parents I only want one thing for Christmas this year: stop friending me on Facebook.” Artie

Sources: http://jacksonville.com/opinion/blog/406704/gary-mills/2010-04-21/top-5-quotes-power-madonna


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